That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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