you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love having hate sex.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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