is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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