there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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