I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Semen is not good for contacts.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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