smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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