So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh god it's open bar.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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