she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
two words...techno handjob
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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