Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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