Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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