Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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