well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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