and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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