im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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