haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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