Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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