she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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