My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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