just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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