I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am midnight drunk by noon
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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