How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
But we have bathrooms and they dont
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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