jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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