have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Your cock deserves a montage
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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