ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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