there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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