you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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