yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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