i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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