I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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