actually, I'm a sock model
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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