Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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