so that wasnt chicken after all
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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