when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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