I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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