But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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