I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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