I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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