i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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