I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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