The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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