i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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