thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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