i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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