True but thats because hes a fetus.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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