the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
