Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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