ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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