these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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