The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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