with your own penis?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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