yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
ttyl tear gas
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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