and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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