we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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