Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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